2. Chose at least 1 of our product’s name and created their best dad joke
3. Tagged 2 friends (or loved ones) and shared the contest
We also want to give a shout out to all the fantastic entries!
He still blames it on a BOOBY TRAP FIRECRACKER that went off!”
“Why did Little Johnny run away fro home? Because his Patriotic Dominance him.”
“What do you use to fix a broken ape? A monkey wrench.”
Stephanie L.
“Two dads were out in their yards on a beautiful day. The one dad looks over to the other and says “Nice Grass!”, the other says “I do it all for the ‘Shock and Awe‘ of the neighborhood”. The other neighbor takes a look at his own yard and realizes that it has become quite the ‘biohazard‘. He decides it is ‘hammer time‘ and gets to work. He glaces over to the other neighbor and shouts, I just love spring, I get so excited I nearly wet my plants!”
Jon M.
“Did you hear about the guy that tried to get high by smoking a snake?
Cotton mouth.”
Gracie C.
“Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he said “T’PAU!”
I said don’t you mean “KA-POW?”
He said “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”
Tasha B.
“what kind of tattoo does a postal service worker get? A Tramp Stamp”
Jeff S.
“Hemp hemp hooray I got high today.”
Smith T.
“My dad tells me that ammunition and firecrackers are not good to work with on a job. Because they only work when they get fired.”
