Category Archives: Funny

Top Ten Crazy Fireworks Labels for 2015

Here are the Top Ten Crazy Fireworks Labels for 2015!!

Fireworks Monkey Wrench

Ok, so what does a Monkey Wrench have to do with Fireworks?!

Ya!  This label is shockingly cheesy!!

Oh no, that’s not a confederate flag is it?

This firework is sure to scare off all those pests!

Yep, Princesses = Fireworks.  Why not?  I saw a parachuting Princess with pink smoke just the other day!

 

Zombies = Fireworks – Yep makes a lot of sense!

Ok, yes, love those lips!

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Katie Perry Firework

Fireworks in Hollywood!

Katie Perry’s hit song “Firework” is just the latest chart topper to include pyrotechnics in the success of it’s video.  Use of fireworks has seen a huge upswing in Hollywood productions in recent years and has been used by the “Madonna” of 2010 Lady Gaga in her videos as well.

 

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Birds, Fireworks, & The Sky Is Falling!

Well, things are falling from it anyway. Recent reports from Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana and now even Sweden of freak incidents of birds tumbling from the sky and one of the biggest culprits their blaming it on is…..FIREWORKS!

Wait…..what? Ah yes I remember the days, jumping into the car with Mom and Dad and heading down to the towns fireworks display on the 4th of July and just waiting to see who forgot their helmets and got a beak in the skull first from the blizzard of falling birds!

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